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Official Tax Form 1040 Schedule W 

by George W Bush 2001

Penalations:
Donations to faith-based charities:
   
Proper Christian    
Judeo-Christian    
Heathen    
Purchase of Major League Baseball tickets:    
Add this number to your refund. You earned it!    
Penalations:
Back taxes owed due to:
   
Dodging    
Rounding error    
Protesting against this burdensome chore    
Donations to:    
ACLU    
National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty    
Bill and/or Hillary Clinton    
Any relations by blood or marriage to Bill and/or Hillary Clinton    
         Was there a quid pro quo?         Yes         No    
Add this number to the amount you owe.  This year, use more judgement.    
Adjustifiers:
Profit or Loss From Capital Gains.  Add profits from sale of the following luxury assets:
  Yacht         Ranch         Race Car       Robot dog       Other Ranch
   
Affirmative Access Credit. If you are black and willing to speak positively about the following President to others of your racial-type category, subtract $4,400 from amount you owe.    
Estate Tax:
Since the following people support the death tax,
you may choose to receive a portion of their estates upon their demise.

  William Gates Sr.       George Soros       David Rockefeller Jr         Warren Buffet
   
Skull and Bones Alumni:
Your refund is in the mail.



source: Fortune Magazine

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