Official Tax Form 1040 Schedule W
by George W Bush 2001
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| Penalations: Donations to faith-based charities: |
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| Proper Christian | ||
| Judeo-Christian | ||
| Heathen | ||
| Purchase of Major League Baseball tickets: | ||
| Add this number to your refund. You earned it! | ||
| Penalations: Back taxes owed due to: |
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| Dodging | ||
| Rounding error | ||
| Protesting against this burdensome chore | ||
| Donations to: | ||
| ACLU | ||
| National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty | ||
| Bill and/or Hillary Clinton | ||
| Any relations by blood or marriage to Bill and/or Hillary Clinton | ||
Was there a quid pro
quo? 
Yes
No |
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| Add this number to the amount you owe. This year, use more judgement. | ||
| Adjustifiers: Profit or Loss From Capital Gains. Add profits from sale of the following luxury assets:
Yacht
Ranch
Race Car
Robot dog
Other Ranch |
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| Affirmative Access Credit. If you are black and willing to speak positively about the following President to others of your racial-type category, subtract $4,400 from amount you owe. | ||
| Estate
Tax: Since the following people support the death tax, you may choose to receive a portion of their estates upon their demise.
William Gates Sr.
George Soros
David Rockefeller Jr
Warren Buffet |
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| Skull and Bones Alumni: Your refund is in the mail. source: Fortune Magazine |
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