George W's 
Caesar Salad

Instructions:
Put economy to the side
(preferably out of sight). Rattle
saber to get your diners' full
attention. Pound Security Council
with large mallet until it gets
with the program. Pour ingredients
into flammable bowl, sprinkle with
gobs of jingoism and wrapped in the
flag. Toss and voila! Hail Caesar!

Ingredients: 
1 rogue head of a foreign state
2 cups machismo
1 oz. piss
1 oz. vinegar
115 billion barrels of oil reserves
1 Saber
20 chickenhawk foreign policy advisers
1 balky Security Council
25 stonewalled arms inspectors
16 lbs. missing uranium
12 cans missing anthrax spores
1 missing Democratic Party
24 hour soundbite news coverage
150,000-500,000 ground and air troops
1-800 lbs. floundering economy
1 red herring (tying Iraq to Al Qaeda)
Grated flags and cheesy bunting, to taste