Gonorrhea Lectim Warning 

Centers for Disease Control (CDC) 7sep2005

THE CDC has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to,

• anti-social personality disorder traits;
• delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
• chronic mangling of the English language;
• extreme cognitive dissonance;
• inability to incorporate new information;
• pronounced xenophobia and homophobia;
• inability to accept responsibility for actions;
• exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
• uncontrolled facial smirking;
• total ignorance of geography and history;
• tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
• and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.

Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting unusual lately.

Moore. . .